March 2009 |
Here Is The Shit That Happened So Far This Past Hot And Sticky Month; March 09 In AC: |
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New “Dress-Code” For Parading Around SMClark With Your Barfine: |
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Southern Cross Shuttle: |
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Clark Central Medical Hospital: |
Only in the fucking Filippines could they get away with such a circus. LOL! Let’s call it; “The Hospital that isn’t” LOL! How is that? Well....let’s see..... -It isn’t neither “Central” to anywhere, nor is it located on Clark. -It is only open from 9:00am to 5:00pm -They have been open for over a month, yet they have no patients there. -They are admittingly only acting as a “clinic” now. Sans doctors, sans nurses, sans Laboratory, sans Radiologist to operate the fucking x-ray machine. - There are no doctors or nurses on staff...all are only “on-call”. -The “hospital” has only one ward room and two private rooms. It can only hold less than a dozen patients at a time. -Currently, from 9:00am to 5:00pm, the majority of the hospital is without lights even on. Fuck that! -One of the Directing Doctors, is the former director of CyberCare...you know....the joint that scammed Tricare a few years ago. Not to blame him or anything. It’s just a fucking co-incidence. -The “Emergency Room”...is basically an office with two hospital beds. Fuck! They have an X-ray machine, but no operator. A lab, but no technicians. A hospital, but no doctors or nurses on staff. Their promo brochure is the biggest package of bullshit you have ever seen. Holy fuck! LOL! On another medical note.... This is a new for AC....a real legit Expat-Chiropractor right there in AC. The real McCoy. This guy is a pro in both Kinesiology and functional Neurology. Word is out by some folks that have been treated by the Doc....he is terrific! He seems a whiz in conquering TMJ, Pain Control, sports injuries, Endocrine Imbalance, etc. Cost per visit is 1200php. He has “packages” of 5 treatments for 4000php or something like that. Dr. Jon Motley, email: drmotley@gmail.com Cell: 0929-219-5627
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Da Bars: |
Valhalla: (The old DMZ Bar) Some more grit, dirt, and reno going on. What the fuck for? They STILL haven’t learnt that it’s all about the girls.
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Hotels/Apartelles: |
America Hotel: A gratuitous exterior repaint job. Big whoop! The place is still a shitbox. LOL! Hotel EuroAsia: (formerly Europhil) (045) 625-7777 No Website. Email: susanmanansala@yahoo.com Wow! The joint is finally opened. Same rooms, new paintjob and furniture. Their bathrooms STILL have no soap dish, no towel-rod, not even a vanity-cabinet for the pedestal sink. The rooms STILL only sport a desk that cradles the TV, but don’t even have that floor-cabinet to lay your suitcase on.
Patio V (5): |
Restaurants: |
Castilla La Mancha (Spanish Food, Don Juico/Perimeter)
Their Paellas are generous in size, although abit scarce on the
meat/seafood. For a whopping 295php, I personally prefer my Paella abit
more moist and garlicky.
Tequila Reef Cantina:
Shinbi Restaurant: (Friendship Highway)
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There ya
go...that’s about all that’s left for this month. If I forgot or
missed something, go and shit up a tree. LOL! No, I ain’t gonna complain about my old rusty and crusty physique, cause no one gives a shit nor wants to hear about that. See ya in April. And remember now; Don’t step in shit! LOL!
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Previous Newsletters: |
January 2009 |
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